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A mommy crisis

  • No Najeeeb, I don't need to purchase a motherboard! I am trying to tell you I am the Mother of the Board! No...B-O-A-R-...No, I'm not bored! I am trying to tell you.....ugh....OK...do you know about PTA? I am President of the Board! No Najeeb....I am NOT the President eith....Najib....Najib........chnklmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (phone disconnected after 2:47 minutes with Dell's for Schools)

    Average: 5 (1 vote)

  • Thanks for calling, but I am not available since my children have driven me certifiably INSANE. To find me, please check the local mental health clinic.

    Average: 3.9 (10 votes)

  • I am offically constipated! Why you ask?!? Because I CAN'T GO TO THE BATHROOM BY MYSELF ANYMORE!

    Average: 3.9 (8 votes)

  • Honey! I'm tired of this. Come back to the phone. Put daddy on the phone. Sweetie, go get daddy... NOW... We can't play hide-and-seek over the phone!

    Average: 3.6 (16 votes)

  • Cant I just hit the [filtered] button?! I said ENGLISH!! I hate voice activation!!

    Average: 3.5 (8 votes)

  • "What do you mean the liquor store doesn't deliver!!!"

    Average: 3.5 (4 votes)

  • "No, I do NOT want any time to rethink this, I want to schedule my hysterectomy NOW!"

    Average: 3.4 (15 votes)

  • Motherhood Rule #32: Never record your voicemail greeting while going into labor.

    Average: 3.4 (16 votes)

  • WHAT?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE AINT THE FATHER, NOOOO IT CANT BE ANY1 ELSE, YOU CANT BE SERIOUS, RUN THE TEST AGAIN, ITS WRONG YOU HEAR ME ITS W-R-O-N-G, WRONG WRONG

    Average: 3 (2 votes)

  • Do i have to explain how stressed i am, give me sex and you can sit on your *** and not worrie about the kids for the rest of the day!

    Average: 3 (2 votes)

  • For the last time, yes, I CAN hear you now!!!

    Average: 2.8 (15 votes)

  • I'm late, I'm telling you! LATE! What do you mean, "Am I sure?!" You always y run and hide when my Auntie FLO comes to town, how would you even have a clue about my body?

    Average: 2.5 (8 votes)

  • The test came back positive? I really am pregnant again. NO!!!

    Average: 2.3 (10 votes)

  • Get you butt back home -- you promised I was going to have have a relaxing Girls Night Out tonight!

    Average: 2.1 (10 votes)

  • ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THE BABY EINSTEIN HOLD MUSIC!

    Average: 1.7 (7 votes)

  • For crying out loud will someone tell my mom THE CHILDREN ARE SLEEPING!!!

    Average: 1.7 (7 votes)

  • "Noooo! I ordered leather interior for the mini-van. Crap, crap, crap."

    Average: 1.7 (9 votes)

  • Man! Ive heard of people getting frustrated ordering chinese takeout, but dang girl!

    Average: 1.7 (9 votes)

  • Quit eating outta the toilette, it's not canned corn!!!

    Average: 1.6 (7 votes)

  • I said for the last time- ONE, TWO, THREE!!!

    Average: 1.5 (12 votes)

  • Hello is anybody home!

    Average: 1.3 (11 votes)

  • Dang it! I forgot to pick my kids up at school, and they called the police!

    Average: 1.2 (6 votes)

  • Noooo. I can't take the news. No. I'm not going.

  • PLEEEASE please come babysit tonight you have no idea how badly i need to get away from these kids or someone is going to die and DYFS is going to be at my doorstep...I need adult frosty beverages and sex lots of sex!

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