As many parents with kids know when you go shopping its best to try and hurry. Other wise your likely to lose your mind. I rushed down the isle with my 10mth old in my arms to get some shampoo but there was an old couple standing in front of the display. So as they are my elders I was patiently waiting for them to pass by. When all of a sudden the old man put his face about 3in from my sons face and stuck his tongue out wiggling it back and forth and making a strange sound. I stood there in shock as the thought ran through my head " where are the nursing home people when you need them and if his wife was going to stop him (which she didn't) " then he proceeded to take my sons hand and kiss it. I was so dumb founded my mind went blank and my son at this point started smiling " probably thinking how nuts this guy was" that got a rise out of the old man he started chanting "I saw a smile" at this point I regained my composer and tried to reached past the old man. I grab the closest one to my hand and took off. The rest of the time I was in the store I was no longer worried about losing my mind. I was more worried about having another run in with the man who had already lost his.