It is Christmas eve we have both families over for the holidays-my husband is fascinated with the fireplace since he did not have one as a kid. My daughter had just turned 3 y/o and was really excited that Santa is coming down the chimney. We told her it was time to go to bed and when we thought she left the room my husband said ok let's start a fire in the fireplace-my daughter went completely nuts and started screaming and crying that Daddy was going to kill santa and light him on fire. My hubby was so distraught that he wrote a sign to put out on the front lawn-did I mention we live in Chicago-that told Santa to use the front door. When this was not good enough for her my hubby called his brother who was in Ohio visiting his in laws, to play Santa on the phone to reassure my daughter that Santa will indeed use the front door instead of the chimney this year. This seemed to appease her but I swear to god I almost wet my pants laughing so hard