When my second child was an infant, I was so sleep deprived and so tired that instead of tooth paste, I used desitin...yuck...

Last year, getting ready for the pool, my 4 year old son asked me why do I need a bra. "because I do not want people to see my private parts" I said.
well, "daddy has bigger boobs than you and he does not wear a bra at the pool" was his answer...