1st grade son's teacher called and told me my son told another little boy he's having sex with 3 girls. She said she was going to have the social worker speak to him about the inappropriateness of this and wants my husband and I to do the same.
So he comes home and we start the talk. He said he spoke with the "social teacher". She pulled him out of gym into the hallway. My son is probably ADHD so gym is not the best class to pull him out of. I'm sure he was paying no attention to what she was saying, just what was going on in the gym. When asked what she said, he said "she said it was against the law to say that." so he thought he'd be arrested. He had no idea what what he said meant.
When I told my husband what he said, instead of the fatherly thing to say like that's terrible, we need to speak with him, he said "at the same time???" I screamed "What does it matter!!!" He said, "Well, I was just wondering." My 17 year old son, Conner, says "Yea, Parker!"