You need a category called "When I Wasn't Looking".

While I mopped my kitchen floor, I sent my 4 year old and 1 year old daughters to their room to play. 10 minutes later, kitchen floor mopped, I went into the room to find my 1 year old covered with ink from a stamp set (not washable ink either). My 4-year olds first words: Mommy, Lexie stamped all over herself! She even has one nearly perfect stamp in the middle of her forehead. And check out her tongue! Good thing this was non-toxic ink.