Well we've had our new dog about two weeks and we have been working on housebreaking. This particular day everything just happened at once. I was trying to get my three year old son dressed. At the same time, my 17 month old daughter decides she's going to go swimming in the dog's water dish. My geriatric cat will not stop howling and meowing and trying to kill me by tripping me every chance he gets. As this is all unfolding, our dog uncorks the mother of all pees in our dining room. I'm talking river of pee! I pick him up mid stream and let him outside. My daughter thinks this is hilarious and laughs and splashes more water. I take her away from the dish and find my son running around the living room in his socks and diaper. I try to clean up the dog mess and my son comes to me holding his diaper saying "mommy feel this, there's a lot of pee in here!" The he climbs on the dining room chair and flashes his butt to the neighborhood. A perfect ending.