We had just spent a lot of money on our disney dream vacation. While there my 4 year old come down with a cold and on top of that he has asthma. I was not going to make him stay in the hotel room the whole time. So one of the nights coming back on the bus he was coughing so hard and I new he was going to [filtered]e so I put my hand under his mouth and he [filtered]ed in my hand and some people sitting across seen it and I thought okay not everybody seen. Until my 4 year old yelled ewww mom I just [filtered]ed in your hand. Oh wait it gets even more fantastic. Then he double doggy dared me (very loudly) to eat it. I would have ate it if I would've disappeared at that moment. Just kidding I wouldn't have ate it.. Come on moms top that one!!!!