Posted by: ppartney
I'm thinking...pepperoni pizza and some TV. I'm also thinking...Benedryl and baby.
Posted by: shellymarie1107
If I pass this gas really slowly and keep very neutral look on my face, she's bound to think it was the baby
Posted by: bellasmome
He's so cute, yes he is, he looks just like you. For the last time it's a she!
Posted by: marterberry
Should I tell her how stupid she sounds before or after we make love? Can I ask her to make love yet? I'm confused...
Posted by: Alexandra French
I am not that great an actor.I cant keep saying how cute this kid is for the millionth time! If she asks me one more time I swear Im telling her the truth!
Posted by: Stinky but Cute
I feel something warm and wet on my arm. My arm is wet.
Posted by: TotallyAuspice
I'm totally standing in the diaper pail, aren't I?
Posted by: everythingblings
Ok, well Mommy has to leave for work now...awww, did you just pooh pooh in your diaper again?
Posted by: jessyjay12
I can't believe it's my turn to watch the kid. I'm so changing the schedule she always gets the good days off.
Posted by: itchyfeet1
"where is the nearest emergency exit - i am so outta here."
Posted by: thegirlygrrl
Let's see - was I supposed to feed him before I changed the diaper? Or change the diaper before I feed him?
Posted by: cinwor
And I had to wonder if he was anything like me, did you just hear him-CUT THE CHEESE!!?!!
Posted by: roguemomma
oy. and all i wanted was a [filtered].
Posted by: ppartney
I'm thinking...pepperoni pizza and some TV. I'm also thinking...Benedryl and baby.
Posted by: ppartney
I'm thinking...pepperoni pizza and some TV. I'm also thinking...Benedryl and baby.
Posted by: shellymarie1107
If I pass this gas really slowly and keep very neutral look on my face, she's bound to think it was the baby
Posted by: bellasmome
He's so cute, yes he is, he looks just like you. For the last time it's a she!
Posted by: marterberry
Should I tell her how stupid she sounds before or after we make love? Can I ask her to make love yet? I'm confused...
Posted by: Alexandra French
I am not that great an actor.I cant keep saying how cute this kid is for the millionth time!
If she asks me one more time I swear Im telling her the truth!
Posted by: Stinky but Cute
I feel something warm and wet on my arm. My arm is wet.
Posted by: TotallyAuspice
I'm totally standing in the diaper pail, aren't I?
Posted by: everythingblings
Ok, well Mommy has to leave for work now...awww, did you just pooh pooh in your diaper again?
Posted by: jessyjay12
I can't believe it's my turn to watch the kid. I'm so changing the schedule she always gets the good days off.
Posted by: itchyfeet1
"where is the nearest emergency exit - i am so outta here."
Posted by: thegirlygrrl
Let's see - was I supposed to feed him before I changed the diaper? Or change the diaper before I feed him?
Posted by: cinwor
And I had to wonder if he was anything like me, did you just hear him-CUT THE CHEESE!!?!!
Posted by: ppartney
I'm thinking...pepperoni pizza and some TV. I'm also thinking...Benedryl and baby.
Posted by: roguemomma
oy. and all i wanted was a [filtered].